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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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piss on me.: HELP PLEASE
Wow, never thought I would have to make this post but I NEED HELP.
If anybody is in the Olympia, Washington area please house me for a week at most.
I have been kicked out for my life choices i.e. Gender Identification and Sexuality.
If you’re not able to house me, please…
I really really wish I could help you myself, but I’m in California :c Hey followers, help a blogger out. House ‘em please?
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
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welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
Whose Tumblr Is It Anyway
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